Here’s how it’s going to be at La Contenta, a gem of exquisite Mexican consumables on the LES,
It starts when you’re in the neighborhood for whatever reason, and you see this really attractive human
being. Perhaps you know them. Perhaps not. Whichever, you approach this person with the proposition of a
joint meal, possibly including but not necessarily requiring alcohol of Mexican descent.
Apologies. Guac is never not important. Didn’t mean that.
Also in there, you’ll have drinks. We’re a little hazy on this, but we see Mexican Firing Squads, which
were born in 1937 Mexico City when some wonderful bastard poured varying amounts of tequila, lime juice,
grenadine, Angostura bitters and soda into a glass.