If you’re desperate for Chinese food… Take a deep breath at your bamboo-topped table under that interestingly shaped pendant light and order the Macau-style pork chop sandwich or deep-fried string beans with minced pork. Everything will be okay.
If you’re feeling something more American… Café culture in Hong Kong is famous for blending Western-inspired dishes with distinctly Asian flavors. So you can get a club sandwich here. You can also get ham-and-egg macaroni soup. Which is likely as good and as bad as it sounds.
If you’re in the mood for dessert… There’s a crispy Chinese donut. Also: a coconut-sake-and-rum drink.
If you’ve got a hankering for Spam served with instant noodle soup… Well, okay. But please fix your hankerings.