WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
You’re on the Strip. You need to go somewhere immediately that is… not the Strip. Perfect, since Primrose just opened its lush outdoor garden at Park MGM, so you can sit amongst tranquil greenery for a smoked Bijou or the saison made specially for the place by Crafthaus. Always follow your impulses.
FLAVOR EXPLOSION
It’s 1pm, you’re in Downtown and tacos have suddenly become a major priority for your crew. That’s when you’ll squire everyone to the new location of Bomb Tacos and start spreading some tacos filled with brisket, carnitas and shrimp diablo across the table. “Hit me,” someone will say.
SAIL AWAY
Golden Tiki is now doing a Yacht Rock Brunch, pretending it’s a boat as you down pineapple mimosas, eat cheese fondue and listen to soft rock from the ’70s in your captain’s hat. You wanted a yacht party, you’ll get a yacht party. Lack of an ocean be damned.
THE FORCE WHISPERER
Now you can be first in line to experience The Void’s Star Wars: Secrets of The Empire, a multi-sensory, interactive, VR experience that takes you to a galaxy far, far away to battle the franchise’s most despised villains. That does not mean you get to kill Jar Jar Binks. Sorry.
FEST OF THE FEST
We see two food festivals in your future:
1) Vegas Uncork’d: A much ballyhooed dalliance with long lines and famous chefs like Giada, Nobu and Bobby
Flay.
2)Â Vegas UnStripped: A wide-ranging look into the local culinary scene with treasured and emerging
Vegas chefs doing all the cooking.
Also, we really like your future hair.
Jason Harris is a writer and comedian based out of Las Vegas. He knows every good pizza spot in town and can tell you which taco truck in Chinatown to visit. When his brother got engaged, his mother called him and asked, “Are you alright?”
