Incoming: a Memorial Day BBQ With City Skyline Views

            Day-Drinking Season Is Back. Related: This.

The one thing that’s inevitable this Memorial Day Weekend and beyond: day-drinking. The one thing that’s
preventable: hangovers. You know, those things that make seeing lights or hearing sounds unbearable?
Skip all that by taking an Over EZ before or during your drinking. Then go eat brunch or
something.

Thursday

MATCHA MAN

            Just a Pleasant Little Place Filled With Matcha-Everything

Matcha. You’re just… not sure if you like it yet. But if there’s one place that’ll get you on this train,
it’s the now-open Stonemill Matcha with matcha drinks, pastries made in house, baked goods from Tartine and
even matcha butter toast. You knew some kind of toast was coming.

Friday

JUST DESSERTS

            Kitchen Story Gets a Very, Very Sweet Spinoff

Popular brunch spot (read: bottomless mimosa spot) Kitchen Story has just opened a dessert-centric spinoff
next door called U Dessert Story. Which is all desserts. Which means things like Thai Tea Lava Toast and
Matcha Chocolate Lava Cake. We’re done saying matcha now.

Saturday

BALLOON ANIMALS

            Inflatable Artwork. That's What This Is.

If you’re a fan of that inflatable waiving arm guy at car dealerships, you’re going to love the new exhibit
debuting Saturday at the Exploratorium with all kinds of giant inflatable structures like a room of insect
eyes and giant humanoids. Ready your Instagram.

Sunday

SNUG IT OUT

            The Snug Discovered Brunch Just in Time for Your Long Weekend

Just when you thought the Snug couldn’t get any better, they’re here to prove you wrong with the debut of
their brunch service. Get ready for smoked avocado toast and everything naan, then get ready to pair those
with a Banana Hammock. The drink. To be clear, it’s a drink.

Monday

THAT’S YOUR ‘CUE

            The Winery SF Is Hosting a Memorial Day BBQ So You Don't Have To

Memorial Day BBQs are fun. But also so much work. Which is why it’s so kind of the Winery SF to throw a BBQ
for you. RSVP for a gratis hot dog with your tasting purchase, then sip wines and gaze at the city skyline.
Maybe rethink wearing white to a wine tasting, though.

What Else Is New

FOR THE WIN

            This New App Lets You Call the Plays for a Real Football Game

Oh, and if you call them correctly, it lets you win real money, too. HBO’s flaccid new
adaptation of the classic Ray Bradbury novel, Fahrenheit 451, begs the question: does
Fahrenheit 451 even matter, anymore? Last but not least, we should talk about “brie-ing.”
Apparently, it’s this new trend where bougie middle-aged women stuff ecstasy into wheels of brie…

Joe Starkey is the tallest person in the room 90% of the time. He enjoys liquors that aren’t smoky, dive bars that are, and has a vague dread that someone, somewhere might be having more fun than him.