THE MANY WHISKIES
Whiskey, With a Soundtrack By the Black Keys Guy
Fade in: Tomorrow night. A random Brooklyn cruise terminal. You and a friend are sampling a selection of 60 whiskies, people saying facts about them all around you. To your left, someone sits for a complimentary Blind Barber haircut. Another friend strolls over, bearing whisky-infused chocolate bon bons. By and by, a concert will begin. It’s Dan Auerbach. This night is good.