FROM PERKS
You could use a new pair of well-designed, luxuriously crafted, go-to undies. Don’t ask how we know that. We just do. Which is why we’re setting you up with 25% off a selection of handsome underthings from Mr & Muse. It can be our little secret.
THE EXTRA-HAPPY BIRTHDAY
The best birthdays are the ones where the birthday boy/girl/bar gives you things. In that spirit, Nitecap is celebrating their third with nine solid hours of strong disco vibes, glitter, slushies and some of the other best cocktails this side of anywhere. And have you ever known us to be hyperbolic?
THE MODERN ART
In the land where the man known as the Notorious B.I.G. made his home, a couple guys decided to create a 38-foot mural of Big Poppa, as he liked to be called. After apparently enjoying the mural-making process, they’ve now put together an entire art show dedicated to one of history’s great wordsmiths, including photos taken just three days before B.I.G.’s death.
THE ITALIAN SUIT SALE
Little-known fact: the Italians have a way with tailored clothing. That being the case, it’d be a positive life choice for you to check out the Kiton sample sale to score a suit that’ll immediately become your signature piece, and maybe a lightweight sweater or three. Only if you want to be frequently described as “impeccable,” though.
THE PANCAKE’S BEST FRIEND
Maple tapping season is upon us. You probably knew that, right? Anyway, what that means for M. Wells is that they want you there to experience beaver nuggets, roasted pineapple ham, salad, eggs, smoked salmon, fried donuts and other foods that—twist—all incorporate maple syrup. Also there’ll be music, which we’d love to see maple syrup incorporated into.
THE FULL ANIMAL
For those with more of a porcine bent, the pork experts at Cochon555 are parading a whole roasted suckling pig with many things to go with it and a strict all-you-can-drink beer policy at Saxon + Parole. Bless their hearts for hosting such a thing.
If Geoff Rynex is honest, he still doesn’t really understand what Bitcoin is.
