One Christmas Party, Two New Year’s Eve Parties and Lots of Meatballs
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One Christmas Party, Two New Year’s Eve Parties and Lots of Meatballs So Goes Your Holiday Weekend By Sam Eichner
Wednesday
FROM PERKS
Your Comedic Heroes Autographed These Posters
You know those movies you’ve been quoting over and over since the dawn of existence? The ones you’ve watched way too many times? Well, we have a few posters from those classic comedies autographed by their stars. Stars like Will Ferrell, Mike Myers, Chevy Chase, Cheech… and Chong.
QUALITY TIME
Many Delicious Greek Things in Wicker Park
Dox Quality Greek, a way-above-average, fast-casual new Greek spot, is now open in Wicker Park. Here’s how to use it: 1) For lunchtime pork shoulder pitas. 2) For casual dinners over chili-bourbon drinks and beef short rib kebabs. 3) For honey-habanero chicken wings. The wings can happen whenever.
Thursday
CHANCE OF MEATBALLS
The Focus Here Is Meatballs
Bar Roma is a rustic new Italian tavern in Andersonville. Outside, it’s terribly cold. Inside, there are five kinds of meatballs—including pork belly meatballs and lamb meatball sliders—plus Roman-style gnocchi and, once they get their liquor license, all kinds of Italian cocktails. In conclusion: inside > outside.
Friday
HOMEWARD BOUND
The Last-Minute Sale That Saved the Holidays
You: My friend needs a very last-minute place to buy gifts. Us: Well, Jayson Home’s annual winter sale begins Friday, and they’re taking up to 75% off a bunch of stylish furniture, cool antiques and vintage-y goods. You: Thanks, I’ll let me know. Us: … You: Whoops.
LOSE YOURSELF TO DANCE
Have Yourself a Merry Daft Punk Christmas
On Friday night, you’re corralling some friends and heading over to Beauty Bar’s Daft Punk Christmas dance party. It’s a Christmas party. With lots of Daft Punk. Where you dance. We probably don’t need to say anything more on the topic.
Next Saturday
MIDNIGHT RUN
Two Exceptional Ways to Spend New Year’s Eve
Option 1: Fremont’s Hollywood-themed affair, complete with a red-carpet entrance and flowing champagne tower. Also: an open bar. Option 2: The annual Voyager NYE, a futuristic party combining art installations, projection mapping and live performances. Also: an open bar. You like this theme.
Sam Eichner likes literature, reality television and his twin cats equally. He has consistently been told he needs a shave since he started growing facial hair.