Quite the Weekend Agenda You’ve Got Here

Quite the Weekend Agenda You’ve Got Here

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This is a reversible sweater jacket inspired by the great American sport of baseball. Maybe you
play baseball. Maybe you watch it. Maybe you just like the way the jacket looks so you’ll put it on and
increase your handsomeness rating by a factor of 5x. That’s how this works.

Friday

WYNNING

            Capping Off the Week with Gratis Cuban Beer

The Wynwood Yard is hosting a week-ending happy hour. You will be plied with gratis Hatuey beer. Music will
make your feet move around. A general environment of convivial chaos will reign. But mostly, you’ll hang
out and drink Cuban beer.

SAND AND DELIVER

            After You Beer, You Bonfire

Dear Summer,
Unofficially, you’re just about out of here. But you’ve been particularly brutal on us. So at the very
least, you owe us a party. On the beach. Some barbecue would also be nice. And please throw in a bonfire and
some fire spinning. We trust you can handle that.

Saturday

FITTING TIME

            If You Must Sweat, Sweat Like This

1 Hotel has just launched a bunch of new fitness classes. You’ll find a 60-minute Spartan Revolution class
using intervals and bodyweight, a high-intensity training session on their private beach and rooftop yoga.
Oh, and the classes won’t cost anything through the end of the month. There’s that, too.

MR. ROBOT

            A Night of Robots and Art

Maybe you need a change of scenery. Maybe you enjoy gratis wine. Maybe you like… robots. Related:
there’s a block party up in Fort Lauderdale with all of that. You can also pick up some art and do the
silent disco thing with someone dressed as a massive LED-clad robot. Which is the robot part.

Monday

THE ITALIAN JOB

            Fi’lia Is Coming. Here’s a Taste.

Michael Schwartz. No introduction needed. But he’d like you to meet his new Italian spot called Fi’lia.
And even though it’s not open yet, he’ll be giving you a three-course preview of what’s to come for
one week. Expect pizza, pasta and a tequila/Campari mashup. You’ve come a long way, meet-and-greets.

Jackie Gutierrez-Jones finds unhyphenated names quaint. She believes that croquetas and gin cocktails are suitable precursors to running and hoisting heavy weights over one’s head.

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