There Will Be 24-Hour Parties at This Club

FROM PERKS A Champagne Sabre with Your Name on It. No, Really.

FIT AS A FIDDLER Meet the New-and-Improved Fiddler’s Green Fiddler’s Green, that famed North Beach Irish pub of yore and home to some of your better bad decisions, has reopened. Take a moment to rejoice. Then acknowledge its new look, new lineups of live music and new menu complete with things like brisket-stuffed Irish egg rolls. And breakfast. Which every bar should have.

THANKS A LOT A Thanksgiving After-Party at Monarch Seems Necessary Hi. Feeling good about Thursday’s feast? Great. Here’s something else to feel good about: a Thanksgiving after-party at Monarch. You can dance so much there. Dance off that pie. Dance off that gravy. Dance off the notion of dancing off food because that’s a bummer to be thinking about.

BACK IN BLACK Other Black Friday Sales Need Not Apply This Friday, there are sales. Many sales. We suggest directing your attention to Unionmade, Goorin Bros. and Timbuk2 for your 50%-off-and-then-some clothing/headwear/bag needs. For yourself. Or someone else. Maybe a little of both, given the season and all. Be smart out there.

NOCTURNAL ANIMALS This Club Won’t Close if You Don’t Want It To This Saturday night calls for something new. Perhaps a new nightclub in a Victorian-era warehouse. Perhaps one with a lineup of brand-name DJs, an absurd sound system, light shows and a license that allows for 24-hour parties. We’ll stop saying “perhaps” now.

JANE SAYS Jane Bakery Pulls a Hat Trick Getting back to it after a long weekend is… challenging. Which is why we’re pleased to share that Jane, that beloved bakery with locations on Fillmore and Larkin, is opening a new one next week at Van Ness and Geary. Breakfast pastries. Fresh breads. Cakes. Cookies. All there. ’Tis the season and all that.