This? Just an Arrested Development-Themed Cocktail List.

            Watches for Summer and Beyond

These watches are for summertime. And for telling time. And for any time between today and the end of time.
Because Morphic watches builds timepieces with an eye on the future, so they’ll fit in right now and in 2050. Which is closer than it sounds.

UNION JACK

            Thanks for the Not-Insignificant Sale, Unionmade

Not to be presumptuous, but perhaps your closet could use a bit of a touch-up. If so, Unionmade is here with
their end of season sale to give you Golden Bear and Sage de Crêt jackets for up to 50% off. If not,
well look at you go.

Thursday

BLUTH SERUM

            This? Just an Arrested Development-Themed Cocktail Menu.

Mission Bowling Club has just rolled out an Arrested Development-themed cocktail menu. Pop by and
sip on the rum-forward The Money Is in the Banana Stand or a Chickens Don’t Clap with plum brandy and
Japanese whisky between turns. Bonus: they’re still delicious even if you don’t know what the hell they
mean.

Friday

FIRST RESORT

            Check Out Carneros Resort and Spa's $3.5 Million Renovation

Carneros Resort and Spa in Napa has just finished a huge renovation, which means they can now offer
amenities like a couple’s massage room and a co-ed relaxation area with a fireplace and an outdoor deck.
They also added this cool central tower thing to the entrance, but… yeah, massage stuff.

Saturday

NIGHT MOVES

            Undiscovered Night Market Is Back With Some Changes That You're Going to Like

The awesome, Asian night market-inspired Undiscovered is back this Saturday with a better location, DJs and
vendors like Hookt Doughnuts, Mestiza and Señor Sisig. Which is just a wordier way of saying, “yep, you’re
going to this.”

Sunday

SISTER ACT

            A New Brunch With a Serious Thing for Inventive Benedicts

Foxsister is testing the brunch waters with Benedict, running through mid-August and featuring several
variations of, yes, eggs benedicts, from your standard variety to the Valley Girl with avocado, tomato and
white wine Hollandaise. Don’t worry, they still have boozy slushies.

What Else Is New

BALLERS

            Leonardo DiCaprio and Ansel Elgort Faced Off in an Epic Beach Volleyball Match

But who won? That’s what we’re trying to find out. Also, you may’ve noticed it’s warm outside.
Hence, the state of the scoop: 13 incredible advents in ice cream. And finally, before
you leave for your next big beach bonfire, make sure you check
out this handy-dandy toolkit. (Sorry for saying “handy-dandy” just now.)

Joe Starkey is the tallest person in the room 90% of the time. He enjoys liquors that aren’t smoky, dive bars that are, and has a vague dread that someone, somewhere might be having more fun than him.