Turnberry’s Got This New Spa…

We have this crazy theory, and it goes like this…

The holidays were stressful, 2016 was stressful, and you need to relax.

Glad we can all agree on that. Now, let’s get you lying on some crushed quartz crystals.

At Âme, a three-story spa where you float on saltwater and crystal massages exist for your leisurely delight, soft-open now and grand opening January 28 at Turnberry Isle Miami. Have a look around.

Lots of things to keep you occupied in this white-and-marble tower sitting across the way from Turnberry’s legendary golf course. Things like…

The wellness circuit.
Which consists of 20 minutes in a Himalayan salt room, 20 minutes in a eucalyptus steam room and seven minutes in a Swiss shower that’ll pelt you with warm water while simultaneously dumping 25 pounds of cold water on your head.

Floating in a saltwater pod.
You’ve heard all about this sensory deprivation thing. Now, have at it.

Lying on a bed of quartz crystals.
Your massage bed consists of a sheet fitted over finely crushed quartz crystals that radiate a warm heat. Oh, and the bed reclines 45 degrees. Surprise.

Being kneaded with bags full of crushed amethyst.
It’s a thing.

A thing that’s probably best left unquestioned.