ALTOGETHER NOW
You would expect nothing less than extremely high-quality classic cocktails—like black barrel rum mojitos—from Caesars’ classy new Alto Bar, featuring private booths, plenty of TVs and video poker. So, good thing that’s what you’ll get.
SHAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE
We recently sat down with Shakespeare to discuss Shotspeare, now playing at Planet Hollywood.
Us: FYI, there’s this new interactive Vegas show where five performers reenact your
greatest works.
Shakespeare: And?
Us: And, well, they’re getting increasingly inebriated as they do so.
Shakespeare: So runs the world away…
Us: Thanks for your time, Shakespeare.
ANY GIVEN SUNDAE
To your left is a picture of Lavo’s new Party Brunch Sundae. To your right are its components: 18 scoops of ice cream, macarons, waffles, marshmallows, chocolate sauce, sprinkles, whipped cream, one bottle of espresso liqueur and a bill for $800. Hey, nobody said this thing would be reasonable.
DO NOT PASS GOGH
Herewith, your Saturday schedule:
Around noon: Get gratis access to the Bellagio’s art gallery for its annual Museum Day;
thoughtfully peruse its current exhibit, which includes works from Monet, Van Gogh and Picasso.
1pm-?: Play blackjack, drink, eat and potentially ride a roller coaster on top of a
building.
DOCTOR EVEL
From the people who brought you the tropical funhouse known as the Golden Tiki, here’s an Evel Knievel–themed, New York–style pizza place filled with beer, pepperoni pies, pinball machines and Evel Knievel memorabilia. This was not inevitable.
Sam Eichner likes literature, reality television and his twin cats equally. He has consistently been told he needs a shave since he started growing facial hair.
