First, find it. Super important. It’s right by the Whisky in the old London Fog space, where the Doors used to be the house band. Viper Room and the Rainbow are neighbors. Nocturnal potential surrounds you.
Then, see the concierge. Your new go-to for reservations around town sits behind an antique cash register. He can also accommodate you at the partners’ various restaurants and nightclubs.
Wait patiently, should waiting be required. Read a Playboy on the leather sofa or browse the Italian-made Grand Voyage shoes on the walls.
Get a cut or a shave. That happens in vintage blue chairs, and is really why you’re here.
Acquire greater handsomeness. There’s a bathroom with flamingo wallpaper and supplies like Q-tips, toothbrushes and razors to get you date-ready. They even offer new shirts in case you get hair on yours.
Go out, look amazing, make history. Should be pretty self-explanatory.