Gotham West Market is here. Imagine a king-size food court in Midtown. If food courts had
world-class ramen and tapas from the man behind Tertulia. So… way, way better than all the other food courts.
It’s here to take care of your breakfast-through-late-night-snack needs (and your “Oh my God, what the
hell am I doing in far west Midtown?” needs). Take a look at the key figures.
Square feet you’re working with: 10,000, each more majestic than the last Counters,
shops and diners to visit: 9 Number of those that are a ramen spot from Ivan Orkin:
1 Types of ramen you can get there: 5, including his famous
shoyu Bike shops on the premises: 1 (NYC’s second location of Velo, where you’ll
buy… a bike. Or a handsome British-leather saddle.) Combined amount of sandwiches you’ll
be tasting from the Cannibal, Court Street Grocers Sandwich Shop and Little Chef: once we finish
this beef-mushroom-gruyère-fried-onion-and-red-wine-sauce job we’re working on, we’ll let you
know Odds you’ll have room for El Colmado’s flan: 100:1 Odds
you’ll have some anyway: 2:1 Number of olive-oil fryers on site: 1, that we
know of Available margaritas made with both tequila and beer: 1 (the Lagerita
at Genuine Roadside) Mixtapes you can bring to Roadside that they’ll play in their
wall-mounted boombox: ∞ Seconds it took you to start wondering where your cassette
copy of Dookie is: 1.3
