Stop not eating pizza.
Look at you, you’re just not doing it right now.
We can’t stand idly by while it happens.
Just get to Rocky Slims, a breathtaking Italian spot for pizza and cocktails, now open in, wait for
it, Kips Bay.
Post-work dates, post-work drinks, post-work pizzas and the occasional group-dinner situation. All occasions
for which you’ll be coming here. (See
the coppery, bricky beauty of the slideshow.) The reasons include the fact that the chef comes by way of
the Pines and Roberta’s (lending some major cred to the pizza) and that there’s a Sazerac that’s
somehow incorporated popcorn. That comes courtesy of a Little (and Middle) Branch vet, so not too shabby
there, either.
But about the pizza: you’re looking at the kind of big old square, mortadella-topped Neapolitan pies that conjure images of portly little kids pressing their
faces against windows to get a closer look. So, yes, in this example you’re a portly little kid. Own
it.
If you’ve got something against sitting but still want to enjoy this pizza thing everyone’s talking
about, there’s an attached slice shop with a walk-by window, which every single place should have.
Feel free to use that in any future campaign platforms.
