A Room of Your Own at the Snctm Mansion

No matter where your beliefs fall politically, it’s hard to disagree with the following statement:

Having your own room could be an indispensable asset during a licentious upscale sex party.

Enter Snctm Hotel, a new overnight experience with your friendly neighborhood erotic club turned amatory house party, now booking at a private Holmby Hills residence. Here’s the slideshow.

If you’re a member, now you’ve got a key-coded private room tucked away from where all the intermittently clothed masquerade and pool parties are held these days.

If you’re a nonmember, you’ll still be able to join the fun by booking a room once everyone’s applications have been approved. Stay for two nights, and sometime between sunbathing and massages, you can watch a dress rehearsal for the next evening’s party. Apparently good sex shows require choreography.

Come party day, you’ll interact with club members while surrounded by a few naked nymphs (or probably considerably more). Witness a crazy show in the living room. Mingle some more. Descend into the downstairs dungeon or duck through a secret passageway for a bondage class with some new friends. Be open to wherever the night goes.

Next morning, breakfast in bed will be served by a sensual performer, gently waking you after a good night’s sleep.

Sleep. Ha.