All the World Cup and Father’s Day Action You Require This Weekend

            It's a Bracelet. It's a Phone Charger. It's the Best of Both.

“Cool bracelet,” they’ll say. “Oh, this braided leather bracelet with a gold-plated clasp? It’s actually how
I charge my phone,” you’ll reply. That entirely plausible yet completely imaginary conversation was brought
to you by these USB-equipped bracelets that have no right being handsome or 40% off, but are.

Thursday

ON THE MARKET

            To Noe Valley, for Wine and Baked Goods

If you’ve been looking for a new place to liven up your breakfast game, and you have, head to the newly
soft-open Douglas in Noe Valley. It’s an all-day café and market complete with Third Culture Bakery churro
custard muffins and rosé. Ah, breakfast rosé.

Saturday

HOLE IN ONE

            This? It's a Doughnut Disco Dance Party.

Soma Streat Food Park is throwing a doughnut Disco Dance Party this Saturday, which means tons of
doughnut-centric food trucks like Mr. Bomboloni, disco beats and a bottomless mimosa and sangria option.
Sorry, we misspelled “forgone conclusion.”

TALE OF THE GRAPE

            100 Wines on the Metreon's Rooftop

Uncorked is swinging through town on Saturday and landing on the rooftop at the Metreon with DJs, a custom
photobooth and, most importantly, over 100 different wines to taste. Challenge accepted.

Sunday

GOAAAAAAL

            Cigars, DJs and Probably Too Much Soccer

And come World Cup time, don your favorite team’s colors and head to the Cigar Bar & Grill for a watch
party of Mexico vs Germany and Brazil vs Switzerland on multiple screens complete with DJ sets. You were
worried there wouldn’t be DJ sets.

HIGH STEAKS

            Treat Dad to Half-Off Steaks and Bourbon Cocktails

On Father’s Day, the Bear & Monarch will be offering half-off 10-ounce NY strip loins and 32-ounce
Tomahawk steaks along with similarly discounted bourbon drinks like the For Glory with mole tincture,
agave and orange peel. For Glory, indeed.

What Else Is New

Joe Starkey is the tallest person in the room 90% of the time. He enjoys liquors that aren’t smoky, dive bars that are, and has a vague dread that someone, somewhere might be having more fun than him.