East, Bound and Down

If a surprisingly pleasant-looking BDSM dungeon doesn’t quite pique your curiosity on this fine Monday afternoon, now would be a good time to turn away.

No hard feelings.

Really.

But we noticed you’re still hanging out.

So here we go…

Welcome to Dungeon East – LDE Studios, a very rentable, very private getaway for anyone pursuing whatever it is people pursue in places with “dungeon” in the name, now open in Downtown.

This is what it looks like, and here are some more words:

You never know when…
Lars von Trier might land in town looking to shoot something weird. And hey, now you know where the closest available spanking horse and St. Andrew’s Cross are.

You could throw a party here.
Your friend’s launching a photo app thing. You promised to make the festivities memorable. You rent this space and set up below the illuminated “Yes Mistress” sign. Someone might want to photograph that.

You could stay overnight, too.
Believe it or not, it’s also available as a hotel room with amenities like a fridge, a full shower and morning coffee. Plus both a queen bed and a standing cage for submissives.

Calling dibs on the bed feels pretty imperative here.