Your Wrist: Soon to Be the Most Attractive Part of Your Body
We’re not saying these watches are better because of their industrial-style construction. Or because they have three bold sub-dial faces. Or because they’re made with extremely lightweight and durable steel. Or crafted with supple leather straps… But we’re not not saying that either.
LEGS ELEVEN
Bingo at the Freehand. You’ve Got This.
There’s this thing happening at the Freehand called Bingo & Chill. The idea being, on Wednesday night, they’ll have a few drink specials from the Broken Shaker while you scratch that competitive itch you get whenever you hear the rumble of the bingo cage. May the free space be with you.
Friday
ART OF DARKNESS
You, a Flashlight and... Hialeah
Ah, Hialeah. That bastion of thought-provoking art installations. Oh, you weren’t aware? PAMM wants to prove it to you this Friday night. They’ll bring the flashlights and food trucks; you bring your suspended disbelief. A deal’s a deal.
Saturday
GLAZED OVER
Honeybee Donuts, Meet Spris
We’re not questioning your commitment to Honeybee’s donuts. The drive. The lines. The drive. We’re just saying that if the possibility of scoring some Oreo-stuffed or guava-and-cream-cheese specimens at your local Spris pizzeria existed, even if only for a few hours, you’d probably want to know about it. So… there.
Sunday
DIAL TONE
The British Brunch You’ve Been Missing
Yes, Seven Dials has finally launched brunch. We’re telling you this so you can start visualizing all of the British-style bangers, beer cocktails and English Premier League soccer that will be populating your Sunday afternoons now. If you can see it, you can be it.
GAME PLAN
Dolphins. Beer. Block Party. Let’s Rumble.
Allow us to address some questions you may have regarding the Dolphins season-opener block party at Himmarshee: —Yes, there’ll be a 16-foot LED TV. —Yes, local beers and a Himmarshee menu will be present. —Yes, there’ll be cornhole and giant Jenga. —Yes, we’ll stop saying “yes” now.
Jackie Gutierrez-Jones finds unhyphenated names quaint. She believes that croquetas and gin cocktails are suitable precursors to running and hoisting heavy weights over one’s head.
