Secret Location. Endless Oysters. Dancing Until 3am.

            Waiter, There’s Scotch in My Cigar

Scotch and cigars. They go together like… well, like drinking and smoking. And yet, here we are in 2017
and still no vending machines spitting out hand-rolled cigars infused with 12-year-old Macallan on every corner. Until that
situation is fixed and America is truly great again, turn your attention to Perks, where you’ll find some
along with a healthy discount.

ALL FUN AND GAMES

            Grab a Negroni and a Bocce Ball

Daily Double: This new European-inspired, Downtown drinking establishment contains bocce
ball, lower-strength cocktails, hand-cut ice, paninis and on-tap wine and Negronis.
Answer: What is Bar Clacson, Alex?
Congratulations, you get to go now.

Thursday

SAVED BY THE BELLE’S

            The Price Is Right on These Pulled-Pork Sandwiches

There’s a new spot for wood-fired meats called Belle Belle’s Cue hanging around the edges of Downtown.
And in case you don’t believe us, they’re making their pulled-pork sandwiches available for a buck on
Thursday. We would never lie about pulled meats.

SHADE IN AMERICA

            Break in Case of Needing-to-Look-Glorious

You’re awaiting friends at Platform when the weather takes a turn for the worse. No worries, you’ll just
dip into the Shades of Grey store that’s popping up there and procure yourself an emergency camel hair
coat. Tell everyone to look for the person in camel hair.

Friday

THE CARS

            A Dead-Serious Assemblage of Handsome Cars

There’s a first time for everything. Love. Despair. Triumph. The Classic Auto Show coming to Los Angeles
with high-end, rare, famous and captivating vintage cars for three days of you ogling them. Yep. That last
one happens Saturday.

Saturday

THE DISCO KID

            Unlimited Oysters, Unlimited Disco

Disco Dining Club is going all in with Russian flair for its Fabergé-themed second anniversary. You’ll
begin with a character-guided tour to a secret location where a six-course dinner includes unlimited
oysters, three DJs, Ballet Russe–inspired performances, an open bar, various art and unusual
entertainment. You’ll end with 3am disco. Don’t forget disco.

Hadley Tomicki lives in Los Angeles. He is probably going nowhere on the 10 Freeway this very second.