Dear Person-We-Hope-to-Soon-Know, We cordially invite you to our award-winning Spanish winery’s 25th-anniversary party. See, to celebrate, chef José Andrés is preparing an exclusive dinner to pair with four of our rarer magnums. And we need people to eat/drink it all. So please come. Sincerely, Abadia Retuerta
FISH YOU WERE HERE
Sushi Burritos Everywhere. Even from a Nobu Vet.
Sushi burritos are taking over Vegas. On the Strip, Poukei slings eight different types, stuffed with stuff like Korean beef and spicy tuna. South of the Strip, a Nobu vet has Tail & Fin, serving a soft-shell-crab monstrosity called the Crabby Bastard. No one is safe. Or not-hungry now.
ON THE ROCKS
Try Over 30 Local Restaurants in One Day
Why This Saturday Will Be Phenomenal By Us “You’ll escort a date to Red Rock, hanging out poolside, drinking and sampling delectable bites from over 30 local restaurants, like Fogo de Chão and Lucille’s BBQ. Great happiness will ensue. Then you see a blackjack table…” To be continued.
WHEEL OF FORTUNE
More Like Upwardly Mobile Downward Dog
Let’s just assume you’ve never entertained this thought: “Ferris wheel. Yoga. These two things must be combined.” Thankfully, the folks from the High Roller observation wheel did. All so you can take an hour-long yoga class while rotating high above the Strip. Hey, you’ve done much scarier things in Vegas.
DRAFT DAY
They Have Over 500 Beers Here. Good Start.
Browsing 500-plus beers at Henderson’s new World of Beer can feel a bit overwhelming. What you should do: try something exotic, like a lager from Laos, a few of your craftier favorites and some beer-brined-chicken sliders. At that point, all other decisions should start coming easily.
Sam Eichner likes literature, reality television and his twin cats equally. He has consistently been told he needs a shave since he started growing facial hair.
