If a picture is worth a thousand words, then an out-of-context quote is… something. Probably. It’s probably something.
Regardless, we’ve compiled a bunch of those below in what we’re calling the Year in Short. Yep, just a collection of quotes pulled from some of our stories from the past year, without any context whatsoever. It’ll be great.
Or, at the very least, it’ll be a bunch of words.
“Feels like a futuristic greenhouse. Feels like a place where a tofuna roll just kind of makes sense.”
“If you and your date are having good hair days, the reflection of the evidence will just bounce all over and make everyone a little happier.”