Take the Shops at Fontainebleau, cram their last season’s merch into a ballroom, mark it down 80% or so, then watch how your closet suddenly flourishes with pants, shirts, belts and shoes from the likes of Dsquared2 and Moschino. Yes, do exactly that.
OBRA CADABRA
It's Not Open Yet, But You Can Still Eat There
The chef behind Caracas’s Alto Restaurant is opening a Miami spot called Obra in due time. But for now, taste what’s to come with a sneak peek dinner at La Mar. There will be king prawn crudo. There will be octopus carbonara. There will be you and your date possibly doing some giggling.
Saturday
HOP TO
150 Beers. Carry On.
You’re going to drink beer this weekend. Just are. And you could drink it at home, sure. But you could also grab some friends and head to the Wynwood Beer Festival, where 150 beers like LauderAle and Rough Draft await. Tricky one.
MOONWALK TALL
The Cabaret South Beach Celebrates the King of Pop
Michael Jackson would want you to celebrate his birthday. He’d want you to celebrate it by hearing the servers and bartenders at the Cabaret in the Shelborne sing “Beat It,” “Man in the Mirror” and “Bad” between bringing you vodka drinks and bites from Sarsaparilla Club. So… off you go.
Sunday
MORNING GLORY
There's Just So Much Tequila at This Brunch
Not all brunches are created equal. Some have bottomless mimosas and mojitos in addition to 65 tequilas that you can sip as you eat things like chorizo and sope-topped eggs benedicts. Take the new one at Plomo, for example. Nope. Not equal.
What Else Is New
HOW HIGH
Taking a Bath Can Now Get You Stoned
Assuming you use this THC-infused bath bomb, of course. While you’re at it, you might as well make your own blend of Johnnie Walker, and check out this week’s Trump administration power rankings. You might be surprised to find out who (or what) made the list.
On a typical Wednesday, Ginger Harris is likely seeking reposado tequila, squeezing her way to the front of a concert or jumping on the back of an Indian motorcycle. That’s just Wednesdays, though.