FROM PERKS
In the future, wallets will be constructed from indestructible plates of aircraft-grade aluminum with cash straps made of aerospace-grade carbon fiber. They’ll also be super lightweight, streamlined and up to 31% off. Well, would you look at that…
DAS FESTIVE
For 10 glorious days, oh yes, there will be beer. We speak, of course, of Oktoberfest at Fritz & Franz in Coral Gables. There will be yodeling and brat-eating contests. There will be live music and Bavarian food buffets. There will be regrets. But, you know, good regrets.
SCARE PACKAGE
The 1455 Asylum. The Gates of Phobias with 3D elements. A rock and roll circus sideshow, a collection of oddities, horrifying clowns and a full bar. Happy October. Here’s your House of Horror.
HEY, FAM
Fashion, Art and Music (FAM Night) in Coconut Grove lives up to its name, what with all the musicians playing on tree-lined streets, places like the William McCall Gallery displaying art and shops like Flying Lizard offering 15% off. Plus a date-night bonus of dinner and live jazz after at Peacock Garden.
GOOD WILL PUNTING
Jezebel’s Sunday night football bash is just like watching the game in your own living room. That is, if you had seven massive TVs, multiple leather couches, a well-appointed bar and plates of wings, lobster tacos, truffle fries and fried Oreos. In which case, yep, just like home.
STANDARD FARE
The only way to improve the Standard’s Lazy Sunday atmosphere of food fresh off the grill, cold drinks and frolicking madly about the pool is by adding a performance from Barcelona’s Las Migas and the New World Symphony fellows while you dance on the dock overlooking the bay. That’s the only way though.
On a typical Wednesday, Ginger Harris is likely seeking reposado tequila, squeezing her way to the front of a concert or jumping on the back of an Indian motorcycle. That’s just Wednesdays, though.
