You’re Eating Small Cheval Burgers at Home This Sunday

You’re Eating Small Cheval Burgers at Home This Sunday
No Matter Who Wins or Loses, You Win
By Sam Eichner

Wednesday

FROM PERKS

            Geography Never Looked So Good

There’s a new way to see the world, and it doesn’t involve leaving the comfort of your sofa. You see,
Perks is hooking you up with a selection of canvas prints featuring the United States and the world beyond from iCanvas. And because
we know you appreciate a good discount almost as much as you appreciate fine cartography, you’re
getting 50% off.

TRENCH WARMER

            This Is Trench. It Used to Be Trenchermen.

Then: This was Trenchermen. Now: It’s just Trench.
Then: You had a Pat Sheerin-helmed kitchen. Now: Jared Wentworth’s
making you Kentucky fried quail, bone-marrow cornbread and other nice tavern fare. Then: It
occupied an old bathhouse. Now: Still does. But there’s a DJ booth. Hope you’re cool
with all of that.

Thursday

DUCK AND COVER

            Many Delicious Duck-Related Things on Milwaukee

Le Duck is a comely French-Asian restaurant in Wicker Park with orange chicken wings, Japanese chicken katsu
curry and caramel custard. There’s also duck over rice and BBQ duck wraps. They justify calling this
restaurant Le Duck.

Friday

HAUT TO TROT

            Gratis Vosges Chocolate and Rum Cocktails. Neat.

Not long ago, we rounded up a few sexy, sweet and otherwise unique Valentine’s
Day gifts. We neglected to inform you, however, of a little pre-holiday Vosges chocolate tasting
happening this Friday, featuring gratis rum drinks and samples from their new collection. So we’re doing
that now.

Saturday

CLOTHES ONE

            A Tale of Two Sales

For the exceptionally sleek: Rag & Bone is taking up to 50% off
monochromatic sweaters, button-downs and jeans, with more markdowns coming soon.
For the ruggedly handsome: Independence’s end-of-season sale boasts discounts on Gitman
Bros. Japanese flannel shirts, cotton moleskin pants and diamond-quilted down jackets.
For you: Maybe both.

Sunday

BOWLED OVER

            No Matter Who Wins or Loses, You Win

At Home: You can receive Dillman’s pastrami and Small Cheval burgers from 3 Greens
Market and/or Big Star tacos, PQM beer brats and more from One Off Hospitality.
Away: You can take in the game and a bottomless seafood boil at Lowcountry. The over/under for
crab legs consumed is set at 8.

Sam Eichner likes literature, reality television and his twin cats equally. He has consistently been told he needs a shave since he started growing facial hair.

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