Here’s an Engraved Champagne Sabre. You’ll Know What to Do.
There are plenty of times an engraved champagne sabre might come in handy. When opening a bottle of champagne, of course. Or when reenacting a very fancy Zoro scene. Or when going off-registry for a wedding gift. Like they always say: the couple that sabres together, stays together.
SLOAN SHARK
Kitchen Sink Sundaes and Krispy Kreme Ice Cream
It’s not like you’re hanging around the Promenade this summer. You’re just making a quick run to the new Sloan’s Ice Cream there to indulge in coffee ice cream loaded with Krispy Kreme donuts before bailing for the beach. Ideally unseen.
Thursday
AERO MARGIN
You Can Still Be a Contenda’
New York’s Aerospace is now open in West Hollywood. It’s a crazy nice, machine-free workout place co-owned by a person who trained the likes of Puffy and Jake Gyllenhaal in the arts of boxing, yoga, jump rope and other tough skills. Hopefully they’ll find celebrities or people interested in exercising over here, too.
Saturday
SOMETHING ABOUT MARY
This One Time, at Beer Camp...
Regular camp: Care packages, archery, scraped knees and a lifetime of warm memories. Beer camp: The country’s biggest craft beer event, coming to the Queen Mary this Saturday with over 100 breweries in attendance. Cool, but still not the same without archery.
Sunday
HOT TO TROT
Bottomless Brunch at a Full Gallop
The next two Sundays will be special ones at Santa Anita Park. Because that’s when you might come by for brunch that includes bottomless sparkling wine, fresh sushi and a breakfast buffet at the 100-to-1 Club over the track’s first turn. It’s got its hopes up anyway.
What Else Is New
NOTHING BUT ‘NET
Meanwhile, Over on UrbanDaddy.com
We’re documenting Trump’s crimes against good taste, giving you a sneak peek at Public School’s high-end take on retro Air Jordans and highlighting five of the most random things you can pick up at Keith Richards’s auction this Saturday. Which, unsurprisingly, includes his leopard-print stiletto chair.
Hadley Tomicki lives in Los Angeles. He is probably going nowhere on the 10 Freeway this very second.
