Depending on how excited you are about the moon momentarily lining up with the sun, you may already be sitting on a lawn chair in Goreville, Illinois, a couple pairs of UV glasses stacked on your nose, beverage in hand, waiting for that fateful moment on Monday afternoon when darkness will be cast upon the earth for all of two-and-a-half minutes.
You’re probably doing that.
You’re doing that right now, aren’t you?
But for those of you who might be sticking around, you’ll be pleased to know you’ve got ample Solar Eclipse Parties to consider. Seven, to be precise.