Urbo Charged

Urbo Charged

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Putting an incredibly large, Brooklyn-esque eating behemoth in Times Square: sign of the apocalypse, or just crazy enough to work?

Let’s see…

Step cautiously into Urbo, a colossal new trilevel Times Square dinner-and-coffee compound, partially opening later this week.

Different establishments you’ll find here: 5

Square feet they take up: 26,000

Times you’ll see the words “locally sourced” or “artisanal”: roughly

Open kitchens on the first floor alone: 3

Coffee shops serving Blue Bottle on that floor: 1

Legit NYC water towers spotted inside: 1

Odds you’ll think to yourself, “Wow, this is like Brooklyn: the amusement park”: 2:1

Chefs here after fulfilling careers at Le Bernardin and the Quilted Giraffe: 1 (the main one)

Courses on the tasting menu in the third-floor loft: 9

Number of those that are dessert: 3

Weeks until that part’s open: 2

Glass gazebos also found on that floor: 1

Cocktail bars also on that floor: 1

Drinks lovingly named after the phase in which the mixologist sold butterfly knives in the Bronx: 1

Butterfly knives garnishing said cocktail: 0 (sorry)

Floors they haven’t even completely figured out what to do with yet: 1

Odds you, the discerning New Yorker, have that same problem: error

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